The Politics of Whisky

Finish the shot HRC! Don't waste whisky, which I believe counts as a mortal sin in Catholicism, the last time I checked.

But of course, this really shows that she's "one of us regular folks," because as we all know, there is nothing more Joe Sixpack-ish than Crown Royal, a whisky that comes in a fucking plush blue velvet bag.

Let's just forget about this blatant pandering for a moment, let us forget the cynical "populist" turn being performed here: what does it matter at all, at the end of the day, whether the President is "one of us" or not?

Besides, let it be said that real men only drink Jameson!